Danern

The Poem Of the Drunk Woman

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 13:10:29 GMT

If found this in my travels on a drinking night with friends

"
The only word which rhymes with Erotic,

That comes to mind is Massive dick
and if its long lasting...

then thats the one
"

so what have we all learned from this?

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news of my life

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 18:00:33 GMT

*grin* where to start,
well as of my previous post i am now single (external forces suspected although vehemently denied)not that that matters a great deal,

i am looking to move in with a friend (hopes this friend will be a beter friend than the one i am currently living with)

i am still working too much (not enough time to meet anyone or even catch up with anyone)

I am losing my picture of where i am going and what i want to do when i get there!
a friend suggested military... am concidering it, tafe is another option... concidering it, bum around for another year... may end up doing it!

there are a couple of issues I can't talk about that are bothering me and the only person that i am comfortable enough with me has brushed me off! it seems she at a guess wants to cut herself off from me while still convincng herself that i am still her friend, imo you don't cut your friends off when they need you most and then expect you to still be there after! i would have thought she would know better

on a less personal note my brother moved to QLD so now i can't even catch up with him! argh

on the brighter side now that you have read through all the "emo BS" i have found someone that i find attractive but am still to get to know her lol i have at least 2 people that i think would like to spend some quality time with me but i am not feeling anything for them (i wish i could it would make things sooo much easier)

argh too much time to think
COME BACK CLUB COME BACK

well thats it for this edition of my life hope its not too cruddy *grin*

on a positive i am less content in life but i am having a lot more fun!

Sat, 30 Apr 2005 13:10:11 GMT

someone at work found out I was into anime and I think that's why I got fired :-(.

And also I went to gaming group with mfu and vasillis_childe Monday but quiet_man is getting favors from the game master. That ruined my day!

Hey and know what? juggalokorax told me that unmercifulelf told folks that I got caught talking crap about pretzel_boy. Yeah right! And yeah. You might guess I don't give a flying f*** what they think anymore. I'm over that.

This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!

A real post is yet to come but it is on the way

Wed, 23 Feb 2005 17:34:45 GMT

You Are a Dreaming Soul

Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you awy from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

Wed, 09 Feb 2005 15:23:03 GMT

so well we learn stuff new every day right well today i learned that windows media random function is screwy, well here's my 20 songs

#1 its snowing its snowing, god i hate this weather
#2 i never wear buttons but i have a cool hat and my homies agree i look good in black foo
#3 he said "hey listen here matey, even though i'm nearly eigthty"
#4 shock shock horror horror, shock shock horror
#5 as the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name, if you want to save you soul from hell a riding on this range
#6 don't you want don't you want want don't you want don't you want want
#7 My hearts calculating, my true love will be waiting/be waiting at the end of my ride
#8 hey whats up dad your computer eaten all your software again
#9 Time is marching on and time is still marching on
#10 theres the national guard and the fbi/theres a van from the eyewitness news and helicopters circling round in the sky
#11 hey, hey, hey hey, (there's 3 lines there)
#12 do you need some time on your own, do you need some time all alone
#13 that we need each other, we gotta love each other
#14 i need you to need me, i love you to love me
#15 all the locals scattered they were hiding in the snow, we were so far from home so how were we to know
#16 some things in this world man they don't make sense, some things you don't need till they leave you
#17 immortal fear, that voice so clear
#18 this is dangerous, open up your head and feel the shell-shock
#19 my mouth is dry, my face is numb
#20 leave the hearse behind, to leave the curse behind

have fun umm yeah
see you

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 20:48:17 GMT

meh i'm fed up with ppl not talking to each other, i mean simply most of the issues i see nowadays could be solved just by talking to each other. WHY OH GOD WHY do ppl in Adelaide talk to a 3rd person to get a message to the first person, i do it don't think this is a rant that says blah blah heres your answer everyone cos while the answer is there it doesn't mean that its a achievable goal. my god ppl we need to get our heads together b4 the end of the world happens and time is running out even if the world ends in 100,000 years the time i spent writing this can never be returned to me. Is going out and having a good time a worthwhile endeavor i mean can a productive hour compare to an hour of fun and if the world ended tomorrow would the hours of fun have been able to prevent the destruction of our home... i know there are no answers to these but i seem to be in a weird mood of late and maybe this will get it off my chest.

well i am to bed i am going to try to seek refuge in sleep and silence my mind for a short time that way
night all
or should i say have a good day all
Danern has left the building

Wed, 15 Dec 2004 15:58:19 GMT

cos its like cool ok

oh well who would have figured

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 15:40:05 GMT

and now for a real entry
mmm first i have a hip flask, *grin*
alright umm thanks mfu for listening and puting up with me this weekend
oh and because everyone else has yeah umm the party was cool, so many memories, argh and such a bad time to have them, oh well its all good.
well lets see
ummm had day surgery was sick as a dog from the anesthetic for over 24 hours had a "dishing of words" with someone neither came away feeling very good(whats new), as per usual regrets abound but people must live with their actions all we can do is learn from the repercussions,
oh yeah my grammer isn't any beter
surprised my self by geting 100% in the iq test on quizilla and i didn't guess a single question,
oh yeah my boss is being a tool, she has decided for me that i should have 3 days off this week(the week that my significant other is away i might point out)i swear if she wasn't ill i would have words with her(i'd probably regret those as well), i have the possibility of clearing my debt well partially at least all i have to do is pay barely over 50% of it in 16 days and it goes *poof* and i never have to worry about it again "YAY" mmm i must say it was good to see denizenz at the party, *waves*
well this is becoming an essay so i'll leave it there
night all
i wish i got to sleep at night time *sulk*
I out
Danern

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 14:30:51 GMT

well it may be late but here goes.
mmm i wonder what the responses will be
i also wonder who will actually do this
thanks if you fill it out
F/U if you don't

( ) go out with me?
( ) give me your number?
( ) let me kiss you?
( ) have sex with me?
( ) play an SM scene with me?
( ) watch a movie with me... even a really sappy one?
( ) let me take you out to dinner?
( ) drive me somewhere/anywhere?
( ) take a shower with me?
( ) be my gf/bf?
( ) have a fling with me?
( ) listen to me if I called you, crying, even if you were out with all of your friends?
( ) buy me a drink if I didn't have money?
( ) take me home for the night?
( ) let me sleep in your bed?
( ) sing car karaoke with me?
( ) sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
( ) come and pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
( ) re-post this for me to answer your questions?

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 14:49:44 GMT

woo hoo it seems to work and stuff
Take the quiz: "Which Vampire Clan Do You Belng To?"

Gangrel
In the dictionary next to the defination of 'Animalism' is your picture! Clan quote: 'You provided worthy sport, mortal. Now, the chase is ended'.
*grin* man that just suits
hehe now i'm grinning

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 14:07:31 GMT

god damn yes

Sat, 30 Oct 2004 16:43:03 GMT

hey there another person to add to your friends list if you want kallypso ppl you also prob know this person if you frequent the club

Thu, 21 Oct 2004 15:14:25 GMT

so umm yeah there are a couple of people who have lj's that haven't annpunced them selfs so yeah they frequent the club a lot so ppl you prob know who they are http://www.livejournal.com/users/pretzel_boy/ and http://www.livejournal.com/users/jago_rayken/ click on them and let them know who you are and we can make this group a little larger hehe

Wed, 20 Oct 2004 18:44:31 GMT

Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette

username

you went to bed feeling

You began to dream about

quiet_man

who was

preforming oral on you

thier car

with

nothing but a bootlace and a bandaid on

which made you

cum

but was interupted by

dark_lillith

who began to

watch

You awoke

wondering what it was you ate/drank/smoked/took

and you hope

that dreams do come true

chance of that happening:: 7%

Quiz created with MemeGen!

oh dear god 7% is still to much of a chance for that
no offence quiet man

aww cmon first sleazyfish now this

Wed, 20 Oct 2004 18:18:47 GMT

A 19-year old virgin, you live in the Castle
Anthrax. You use your wiles to lure in
strangers...tie them to big soft beds and....

am i really like this really
god dang it

Tue, 14 Sep 2004 15:28:21 GMT

LJ Battle Royale! by monmonito

Username

Weapon you got:

Sickle

Your goal in the game:

To be discovered.

Number of students killed:

For fun, you kill:

valandor

Out of a personal vendetta, you kill:

unmercifulelf

Accidentally, you kill:

vasillis_childe

You have an alliance with:

quiet_man

You develop a puppy-love romance with:

groozy_del

Watch out for:

denizenz

Percentage of survival possibility:: 49%

Dying words:

"I'm a real boy!"

Quiz created with MemeGen!

well well well
i guess
i don't care anymore *sulk*

Mon, 06 Sep 2004 17:17:37 GMT

Take the World of Darkness Quiz
by David J Rust

Vampire Score: 8 WereWolf Score: -1 Mage Score: -1 Wraith Score: -3 Changeling Score: 13

well ummm ok then but werewolf-1 *sulk*
leech score 8! bl**dy hell
i'm a changeling alright first reno now changling *sigh*

at least i still have pants

I have to

Tue, 31 Aug 2004 17:15:18 GMT

You are RENO. Yeah, admit it, you're a smart-ass.

What Final Fantasy VII character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

Now i wait to be flamed
*tap* *tap* *tap*
c-mon
i promise i dont have a gamer army waiting

i'm not so sure

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 04:43:33 GMT

Sidhe. You are noble by birth, and tend to be proud
of to be one of the shining host. You excel at
social situations and reciting older rhetoric,
however you sometimes have problems seeing what
is right under your nose.

What Type of Changeling Are You? (Now Including Pictures for Each Kith)
brought to you by Quizilla

i get the feeling that i got turned around somewhere well
*sigh*

i don't know kenshin but

Thu, 19 Aug 2004 16:42:31 GMT

Which Rurouni Kenshin Character Are You?

Test Created By oronoda

well is that me?????

terrible & terrific

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 15:22:58 GMT

well the good shall we
*watching the footy with my significant other's parents house after being shouted lunch by said parents(sweet)
*the only other thing is that i was able to help out a really good friend who helped me in the same way not 6 months ago

well the bad
*first we have the person who through utter stupidity sent messages to someone else on msn thinking they were their girlfriend, ahhh man not good
*to make matters worse the person who received the messages also has a livejournal and posted the conversation as a post well again poor guy(in my opinion that was taking it a step or four too far)
*peoples lack of sense when it comes to being polite and underestimating me
*being noigh on screwed by g*m* w*z*rds regarding shifts and not being given the choice to go eat by other tr*st**s even when they say they will leaving u no choice but not to eat(i'm still hungry)p.s. it wasn't the tr*st** that called in sick that is terrible its the lack of choice(just thought i'd mention that)p.p.s.(this is not a dig at kyl**)

What White Wolf Werewolf (Lupine) are You?
LJ Username
Birth Month
Tribe	Silver Fangs
Auspice	Ahroun
Breed	Metis
Rank	Legend
Closest Pack Mate
Best Known For	Being your pack Alpha

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